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Ala-Hai! Kemalangan Maut [18SG]

Tarikh dan tempat kemalangan tidak dapat dikenalpasti tetapi pekara yang boleh dikenalpasti ialah kecuaian pemandu dan memandu secara merbahaya.....jadi pengajarannya janganlah memandu kereta dengan laju dan macam orang mabuk. Pemanduan secara tersebut boleh menyakitkan hati orang ramai dan membuatkan orang ramai mengeluarkan perkataan kesat kepada anda...



AMARAN: ANDA DINASIHATKAN SUPAYA MENLIHAT GAMBAR DI BAWAH INI DENGAN TENANG DAN JANGAN PANIK JIKA ANDA MELIHAT KEPALA ORANG YANG DALAM GAMBAR NI DAH TAKDE...PEREMPUAN YANG MENGANDUNG DAN LELAKI YANG MENGALAMI EJAKULASI TERLALU AWAL DISARANKAN SUPAYA TIDAK MELIHAT GAMBAR DI BAWAH TERSEBUT.

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Ala-Hai! Anjing Yang Comel

Entry kali ini kita orang nak cerita pasal anjing yang menaiki motor dengan tuannya....yang peliknya macam mane la anjing nih boleh je duduk situ senyap - senyap...tak percaya betul la aku dengan gambar kat bawah nih...

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Ala-Hai! Kucing Sebenarnya Jahat?

Hoit! Entry kali ini pulak tentang kucing....kamu semua tahu yang kucing nie sebenarnye dia memanje dan menggesek kepale kat korang tu semua taktik diorang tau...tak caye tengok gambar bawah nih......


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Ala-Hai! Madagascar Penguin Is Horny

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Ala-Hai! Doggy Style Bike

Ape nak jadi dengan manusia zaman sekarang nih?? macam - macam nak dicipta nyer....inilah contoh satu lagi ciptaan pelik dan lucah daripada manusia zaman sekarang...enjoy!!

















Ala-Hai! Kereta Zaman Depan

Zaman moden sekarang nih orang Jepun dan buat macam - macam ciptaan baru untuk zaman akan datang......kali ini orang Jepun buat kereta pulak....Sama - samalah kite tengok kehebatan dan kreatif nyer orak orang Jepun nih..















Bile manusia dah dapat idea baru...inilah jadi...kereta dah lawa - lawa, kemas, kecil dan bergaya diorang ubah jadi kereta macam batman la.....alamak! ape la nak jadi ngan manusia zaman skarang nih....lagipun kereta macam nih boleh ke pandu kat jalan raya???




Ala-Hai! Batman Bin Suparman?



LOL!..Batman pon ade Bin ke..?? klakar siot budak singapore nih....fanatik superhero tol mak bapak diorang kan??? kesian anak nih.....








Ala-Hai! Holder Yang Kreatif

WOW! sume holder yang kat bawah nih memang gempak gile la....terutamanya yang pisau holder tuh...memang kreatif......



















Ala-Hai! Yahoo Messenger 10 Vista for XP



Yahoo Messenger is a well known name in Instant messenger category. After Windows Live Messenger it will be Yahoo Messenger to take position in favorite messenger list of users. Latest Yahoo Messenger available for download is Yahoo Messenger 9.0.0.2034.


Today while i was searching for Yahoo! Messenger 9 skin, i found this Yahoo Messenger 10 Final and i felt weird. Of course because the latest Yahoo Messenger version is 9.0.0.2034 and there is no news of Yahoo Messenger 10 in the making. But then I thought this could be leaked Yahoo Messenger build.

Here some screenshot taken to proof it :






Yahoo has stopped development of Yahoo Messenger For Vista preview and only available Yahoo Messenger for Vista is Yahoo Messenger 9. It should be noted that last build number of Yahoo Messenger for Visa Preview was 1.2.1.1046.

But this Yahoo Messenger 10 raises some doubt whether its truly Yahoo Messenger 10 or its Yahoo Messenger for Vista Preview and if it’s Yahoo Messenger for Vista preview then why it is showing different build number (2007.12.06.421) then the last Build number (1.2.1.1046 Beta).

You can download it from here :

Download Yahoo Messenger 10 (4shared)

Download Yahoo Messenger 10 (Hotfile)

Password : http://a-la-mak.blogspot.com



My computer is running on Windows XP SP3 and i used vista theme and wallpaper and i have tested this software on XP and it works very well. Hope you guys can use this Messenger.


NOTE : WARN ME IF THE LINKS GOES DOWN AND I WILL RENEW IT.



Ala-Hai! Boyfriend to Husband Upgrade Problems

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FROM: Jane
TO: Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installs many other valuable programs such as Dinner Dancing 7.5, Cruise Ship 2.3, and Opera Night 6.1. It also installs new, undesirable programs such as Poker Night 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf 2.4 and Clutter Everywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs. When I click on it, the system crashes. Under no circumstances will it run Diaper Changing 14.1 or House Cleaning 2.6.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!

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FROM: Tech Support
TO: Jane
Subject: Upgrade Dangers

Yours is a common problem women complain about and is mostly due to a misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.

In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications, or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings: Divorce/Child Support". You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and comes bundled with Heart Break 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system. Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.

TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\ I APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create Fat Belly files and Snoring Loudly wave files that are very hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip! Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran.

Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as Fix Broken Things 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and Best Friend 7.6.

A final word of caution! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother in Law 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until Mother In Law 1.0 is uninstalled.

I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!

Hahaha...nak upgrade pon masalah ke..?? klakar betul aku bace bende nih..






Ala-Hai! Hantu di KFC

Hantu sekarang pon dah pandai g KFC...buat ape..?? makan kot..x pon mengacau orang dengan cara menybuk kat setiap gambaryang diorang amik..seperti yang di bawah ini





SERAMNYER!!




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