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PAK PANDIR WANTS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT:
PC World store. Can I help you?

PAK PANDIR:
Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT :
Mac?

PAK PANDIR:
No, the name's PAK PANDIR.

ABBOTT:
Your computer?

PAK PANDIR:
I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT:
Mac?

PAK PANDIR:
I told you, my name's PAK PANDIR.

ABBOTT:
What about Windows?

PAK PANDIR:
Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT:
Do you want a computer with Windows?

PAK PANDIR:
I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT:
Wallpaper.

PAK PANDIR:
Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT:
Software for Windows?

PAK PANDIR:
No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT:
Office.

PAK PANDIR:
Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT:
I just did.

PAK PANDIR:
You just did what?

ABBOTT:
Recommend something.

PAK PANDIR:
You recommended something?

ABBOTT:
Yes.

PAK PANDIR:
For my office?

ABBOTT:
Yes.

PAK PANDIR:
OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT:
Office.

PAK PANDIR:
Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT:
I recommend Office with Windows.

PAK PANDIR:
I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT:
Word.

PAK PANDIR:
What word?

ABBOTT:
Word in Office.

PAK PANDIR:
The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT:
The Word in Office for Windows.

PAK PANDIR:
Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT:
The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

PAK PANDIR:
I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT:
Yes, you want Real One.

PAK PANDIR:
Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOTT:
Real One.

PAK PANDIR:
If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT:
Of course.

PAK PANDIR:
Great! With what?

ABBOTT:
Real One.

PAK PANDIR:
OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT:
You click the blue "1".

PAK PANDIR:
I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT:
The blue "1".

PAK PANDIR:
Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT:
The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.

PAK PANDIR:
What word?

ABBOTT:
The Word in Office for Windows.

PAK PANDIR:
But there are three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT:
No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

PAK PANDIR:
It is?

ABBOTT:
Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

PAK PANDIR:
And that word is real one?

ABBOTT:
Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.

PAK PANDIR:
STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT:
Money.

PAK PANDIR:
That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT:
Money.

PAK PANDIR:
I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT:
It comes bundled with your computer.

PAK PANDIR:
What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT:
Money.

PAK PANDIR:
Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT:
Yes. No extra charge.

PAK PANDIR:
I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT:
One copy.

PAK PANDIR:
Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT:
Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

PAK PANDIR:
They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT:
Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)


ABBOTT:
PC world store. Can I help you?

PAK PANDIR:
How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT:
Click on "START".......



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